1. don't go to the following websites
2. this blog will also extremely offend you so you better click off now.
I know sheish can you believe those people," i said puck you miss", "what did you say Jonah?" "i said puck you with a 'p' can't you spell miss?'" is priceless comedian entertainment!!
So anyways back to the websites, okay so I'll give you my most favourite ones:
- www.fmylife.com a enjoyable website for those people, like me who get endless laughing highs at the expense of other peoples terrible decisions, accidents, days and family's.
- www.textsfromlastnight.com ah now this one sums itself up just like the last one. This is a American website that pays tribute to the terrible and generally regretted drunk messages from the night before. Oh and while we are visiting this web page i must mention American Apparel, oh how i love you clothes and accessories, for anyone desperate to own said clothing and accessories they have finally opened a store on chapel street, huzzah no more shipping from America!!
- www.uglyoutfitsNYC.com yet again self explanatory, this is for the fashionistas among us. A website devoted to the fashion roadkill worn by people unfortunately confident enough to walk the streets in their latest deranged ensemble, seriously kill me now!!.
- www.lamebook.com now have you ever got frustrated when on facebook your live feed constantly updates to tell you Sarah has become a fan of 'I'm a virgin' and 'high five, 21 by 21'. Yes this website pays tribute to those contradictory fan groups, hilarious break ups and above all funny things, photo comments.
- http://thingsboganslike.wordpress.com/ Now yes yet again self explanatory. But this website expresses the thoughts of about 20% of the Internet population who still frown at broadmeadows and cringed when the ed hardy store opened at doncaster. 20% you ask? Yes the other 80% are bogans whether they cover it or not, they are never the less Bogans. Paying Tribute to all the things bogans like, is such an inspirational page and often saves me from being eternally frustrated and finding sharp implements because of the stupid stories nightly on today tonight.
Now i have most likely caused you to use all your Internet downloads (because well if you are like me will check these pages daily as i like to think of them as a ritual or bible) and will be about to deny it your housemates and tell them it was their lecture downloading that caused the Internet to slow down. So i shall leave you to the endless entertainment of my cyber world.
Hasta Manana
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